Are You a Pervert?

You might have been a pervert all this time and have not known it. I have just discovered that a very large portion of the population is perverted. Thanks to India’s Fascist Hero, we now have a very quick test to determine who is a pervert and who isn’t. Here goes:

A pervert is a person in whose mind a thought can come that Narendra Modi is growing bigger than his party.

Yes. It’s that simple. And you never knew it. I guess if you have been following the elections in Gujarat, the chances are that you are a pervert. But don’t worry, you are not alone. Almost everyone who has been following the elections must have had that decisive thought.

It definitely came to my mind.

I think I can live with it.

Of course, we have had other such simple tests provided to us by the institutional family to which the Fascist Hero belongs. This particular test is actually a special case of a more general test, which is even more simple and goes like this:

If you don’t agree with the above mentioned institutional family (that would be the Sangh Parivar) or with any member thereof, then you are a pervert. Some other terms may also be used for those who fall under this category, e.g. impotent, hij***, ran***, chh***** etc.

It is according to this philosophy that the Fascist Hero’s close mate Praveen Togadia had called the ‘secularists’ impotent after 2002 Gujarat elections (Hindustan Times). And Sadhavi Rithambara had called Muslims hij***s (Father, Son and Holy War). Now, as the family has moved up the political ladder, the preferred term is ‘pervert’. Comes with sophistication.

Ours being a truly secular country, these simple tests of perversion are also used by the could be Fascist Heros of other communities, including Muslims.

Say Bravo! to the great psychological insights of these could be or would be or just be Fascist Heros.

V for Victory!

There is another good news: The Gujarat Model is now going to be implemented in other states too. A Brave Mussolinized India is not far. Brave massacres of defenceless people. Brave fake encounter killings. Brave pulling outs of foetuses. Brave burning alives of children. Brave public rapes and then killings of teenage girls. And more.

And we were all just sitting there being perverts, not taking part in any of this.

Let’s have some shame.

Author: anileklavya

मैं सांगणिक भाषाविज्ञान (Computational Linguistics) में एक शोधकर्ता हूँ। इसके अलावा मैं पढ़ता हूँ, पढ़ता हूँ, पढ़ता हूँ, और कुछ लिखने की कोशिश भी करता हूँ। हाल ही मैं मैने ज़ेडनेट का हिन्दी संस्करण (http://www.zmag.org/hindi) भी शुरू किया है। एक छोटी सी शुरुआत है। उम्मीद करता हूँ और लोग भी इसमें भाग लेंगे और ज़ेडनेट/ज़ेडमैग के सर्वोत्तम लेखों का हिन्दी (जो कि अपने दूसरे रूप उर्दू के साथ करोड़ों लोगों की भाषा है) में अनुवाद किया जा सकेगा।

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